funny poems

A:Not a sleep one but here goes ... We met upon the Internet, A friendship electronic, Expressed alone in words and thoughts, Inevitably platonic. We live too far apart for us To mingle in the flesh, But much more close than family, Our hearts and feelings mesh. Your dear, dear self reveals itself Without a voice or face. We have our own sweet home within Our precious cyberspace. Edit another ... Once I'm in my bubble bath I like to stir up more. Half the suds go in my eyes And half go on the floor. The fun is in the bubbles 'cause They giggle on my skin, And when I stick them on my face They dangle from my chin. And when I splash them hard enough They pop and disappear, And then my bath time's over 'cause I've made the water clear.

A:My muse decided to visit me one day. She obviously had a sense of humor. This poem is based on the nursery rhyme about the Crooked Man, but mine ends a bit differently. :-D There was a curvy woman Who walked a curvy mile With her curvy crocodile Along the curvy Nile She met a curvy king She gave a curvy smile She got a curvy wedding ring And a meal for the crocodile.

A:I love Shel Silverstein, too! But they're not long- the longest ones aren't even a page long. But Shel Silverstein is awesome! He has like 5 books- Where the Sidewalk Ends and Light In The Attic are the ones I remember. Here's a website that I looked at, and it looked like it had some good ones. http://www.poetry4kids.com/poems

A:its only kinda funny but i couldn't find anything else The Truth About Drink Driving I read this in the paper, And it really made me think; That a quarter of all road accidents Can be blamed... directly... on drink. Now statistics, they tell you, will never lie, But be wary of how they're used; You need your wits about you, It's easy to get confused. If a quarter of accidents are had by drunks, Then sober people have all the rest; That's 75% if I'm not mistaken, ... (My maths never were the best). But I'm not entirely stupid, And I plan to stay alive; So I'm gonna start driving drunk, I'm three times more likely to survive. btw ur picture looks kinda cute : )

A:I think I get where you are coming from here. Spanish is an easy language to learn - but if you are teaching kids it's probably harder. I recommend that you try jokes in spanish. Here's a whole website full of them. Also, the site contains many spanish poems as well: http://www.spanishinperu.org/spanish-language/jokes/