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100% Q: Funny love quotes?? phu-leezzz?
yeah... i got this big crush.. and then.. he already has a girlfriend.. yep.. puppy love.. haha. bear with me people. so i need some funny yet kinda romantic love quote for him.. thank you guys... love ya'll xoxo
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100% Q: good,cute,funny,love quotes??
does anybody have any good cute quotes that i could put in my profile??
A:"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world." "Never frown because you never know who could be falling in love with your smile." "A friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn that was fun'."
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100% Q: all Different Quotes , eg - love and funny x?
any good love quotes need 2 create a bebo background if not love quotes then funny.. or ANYTHING =] thankss x
A:if a man in red suite comes in ur house try t put you in a chimney dont be afraid all i want for xmas is you Without Love -- dayz are "Sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday... so be in Luv everyday... Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day Without Love -- dayz are Without Love -- dayz are "Sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday... so be in Luv everyday... Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day Life ends when you stop dreaming Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful Time will always fly Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me When You give your heart When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts. Write on Bricks I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u. If 10 people care 4 u If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world. I m feeling so happy I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love. First time i saw u 1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u! If i were a tear in ur eye If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u! I love all the stars in the sky, I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!
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100% Q: Funny love quotes?
Write as many as you want:)
A:"Love is in the air, folks! And I don't mean the sappy kind of cupcake love, but the love you get when you time all the stoplights just right or when you have just enough iced tea left for your glass or when you wake up seconds before your alarm goes off all on your own. This is the love of the moment and the kind that comes when you overhear someone telling their mom they want clouds for dinner. It's real, it's life, it's love." "I love it all and I want it all over again. Love sucks. Love rocks. Love fleets. It's just the way it is." "And although we adore men individually we agree that as a group they're rather stupid." -MARY POPPiNS Some Kiss Behind The Garden Gate... Cuz Luv Is Blind, But Neighbors Ain't So basically - I'm gonna go all third grader on your arse and double dog dare you to fall in love with me.
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100% Q: What are your favorite quotes? (Funny and Love/Relationship quotes please)?
A:I keep tellin myself i'm over you and i don't need you than why does it hurt so bad when i think of you...... Your face haunts my dreams, occupies my mind and takes over my actions A piece of my heart breaks away each time someone I love and care about erases me from their life. I just wana die..n see how ppl will act..will they notice that am missin? Her heart was a closed book...until she met him after she met him she loved him.. Now after he went n broke her heart she closed her heart 4 every1 but not like b4 Now it's a closed book with ripped pages.. I'm gonna smile like nothings wrong, talk like everythings perfect,act like its just a dream, and pretend that im not hurting She finally let go of her fake smile and the tears rolled down her face as she whispered I don't wanna be me anymore. Every time I fall in love with someone, I always get my heart broken. If falling in love means that I'm gonna get my heart broken, I don't wanna fall in love.. I rather just be alone I feel so weak and I hate myself for it. Waitin 4 the day i can finally be happy..n just tell ppl that am happy..n MEAN IT.. Dont give ur whole heart to someone, cuz if they break it at least there will be a little part thats not broken. When you start to think of me && miss me, Just remember you had YOUR chance. Sitting outside in the snow with only shorts and a tee shirt on.... letting my tears freeze on my face... hoping you will come to save me from bitter cold So Who Do I Choose? The Boy Who Has Already Broke My Heart Or The Boy That Wont. Seems Simple Doesnt It? Unfortunitly, The Boy Who Broke My Heart Is Still Tangled Inside Of It They all told me i deserved better but i thought he was the best thing ever. I want to be remembered as the girl who smiled even though her heart was broken… and that could brighten your day… even when she couldn't brighten her own… Don't say you'll never leave me because that's what everyone else said Spare me the weak tears, for I've witnessed them all before. I tired but I can't sleep. Thoughts of you are racing through my mind. I got memories..this is crazy..i aint nthn like the gurl i used to be.. I dont wanna cry anymore You asked me what was wrong and i smiled and said nothing then i turned around and whispered EVERYTHING I see that bright happy gurl with u, and i start to cry; not becuz ur hers, but becuz i know u'll hurt her like u hurt me. It hurts 2 love someone and know that they can careless Dear god, i want to escape all these tears, so just let me die for all these past years. He is great, He is happy, He makes me happy, We can laugh together, I love him, But he loves, Her, And it kills Me If they made a pain killer for a broken heart. i would overdose. As I Look At Every Drop Of Blood On My Floor I Think How Much I Am Going To Miss Him! Im not crying cuz i miss u, im crying cuz im not a happy gurl anymore. I guess hope can keep someone alive because if it was up 2 my broken heart ,I'd b dead by now.... Smiles and make-up cover up so much these days..... No matter how many pair of sneakers I have , I can't seem 2 walk back into your life... -PaiN- {ForeveR} [Love] ~NEVER~ Stop telling me what I do wrong, give me a break and let me hear for once that I did something right!!! You just walked out of my life and it hurts so bad. But it makes me feel so sad. I wish I could be with you. Hold you real tight, and never let go of you. I know that would be right After taking so much sadness the only thing left to do is fake your smile so nobody will know how you really feel Sometimes i wish i could be shut down from the world and never be found. ... I am Me...And Only me.... ....I express how i feel...Even Though it may not be the simplest ways ...The Tears are real ....And just expresses the pain..... *Your face haunts my dreams, occupies my mind and takes over my actions* ...If They Made A Pain Reliever For Broken Hearts, A Million Of Those Pills Won't Help My Broken Heart... A piece of my heart breaks away each time someone I love and care about erases me from their life. She walks through the gym doors every morning with a smile on her face so that HE won't know how bad he's hurting her! I cried so hard I couldn't breathe. And then I cried some more. Then I turned to my dreams... I pretended everything was okay. And for a little while it was. My acquaintances are many, my friends are few; those who really know me fewer still... "I think of you when I lie alone at night, watching teardrops stain my pillowcase..." Do you ever get that feeling someone is thinking of you? Well, I wonder what feeling you get every night, when I cry myself to sleep over you. If you ever get lonely, look at the spaces between your fingers and remind yourself that mine fit in there perfectly. When my life starts to look up 4 me all that ends up happening is it comes crashing down and finally i think its time i lose hope and just give up :'-( Today has been especially rough and i dont know why. I think of you and start to cry. I put the blade down, and walk away and wonder how after all this time i've let my self stray. What Is Love? I Know It's Not Happiness! _i love to sleep. my life has a tendency to fall apart when i'm awake_ Why??? (sobbing) why am I ur victim? u gave me so much (love), its weighs alot! u invaded my mind, soul all of me, I wish I never met u, I wish u didnt even exist...! For a few moments in my life you've made me feel as if I truly meant something to someone. Your the drug. & im the addict. If there's so much pain and we are really not meant to be, why are you still on my mind? Am I ever on your mind? That's what hurts the most, not knowing.. One Night, One tear.... yet there are so many more to cry" I won't let you become a memory. She finally let go of her fake smile and the tears rolled down her face as she whispered I don't wanna be me anymore. What the hell is wrong with me... I can't even go one night without crying I think about you and every breath is harder to take and a smile is next to impossible to make The worst part of being lied to Is knowing that you weren’t worth the truth. Im suppose to be happy for him, But how can I when I know im not the one making him smile DOn't give all your trust to someone give them parts that way when they let u down u can still have parts u didnt give them WHAT HAPPENS WHEN NO1 SEE'S WHATS WRONG WITH YOU? ILL TELL YOU, YOU FAKE A SMILE ND PRETEND TO BE HAPPY AND WHEN NO1 IS AROUND YOU CRY UR SELF TO SLEEP! I luv him but i dont know y, i wish could just walk away and say goodbye. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop I Want People To Know Im Fine, And When They Ask, I Will Simply Smile And Lie.. If I could show you how much you’ve hurt me you’d never be able to look me in the eyes again... You Can’t See I’m Hurting Your Too Blind To Notice My Pain It Feels Like Everyone’s Sitting In Sunshine While I’m Drowning In The Rain Love isnt finding the perfect person, its seeing an imperfect person perfectly Stop looking on the outside and look on the inside for once
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