funny graduation quotes

A:I have put in a couple of quotes and some speech ideas. I hope you can get something out of it. "Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary." By Steve Jobs "You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. You are the guy who'll decide where to go." By Dr. Seuss To make a good start it is easiest to be a little formal. That could be "Principal ..., Honored Guests, Fellow Students and Families. Congratulations class of 2008." You could go through events so far in your schooling. Great if you have some funny stories, fun times, and also hard work and success. This is a good chance to thank family, coaches and teachers who have helped so far. Friends too will have helped. You might want to take the time to reflect on what graduation day means and how much you are looking forward to any parties. Looking ahead do you now feel ready to take on the last few years of school education. Do you have any skills, strengths, and abilities which will help with the next steps. Perhaps you want to use the quotes above to back up a message of taking responsibility for yourself. What will you do to make a difference. Aside from your education is there something else worthy of mention such as a charity or volunteer work? The best of luck!

A:You can pick you friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose!

A:From here on out...life is a giant poo sandwhich and you all must take a bite!!!

A:we are the candy makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. it's one of my favorite quotes from one of the best movies made for ppl on acid or shrooms! anybody know it? i do.

A:A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success. ~Robert Orben Just about a month from now I'm set adrift, with a diploma for a sail and lots of nerve for oars. ~Richard Halliburton There is a good reason they call these ceremonies "commencement exercises." Graduation is not the end; it's the beginning. ~Orrin Hatch Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money. ~Gary Bolding The tassel's worth the hassle! ~Author Unknown The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you is a fuse. ~Edward Koch All that stands between the graduate and the top of the ladder is the ladder. ~Author Unknown Graduation is only a concept. In real life every day you graduate. Graduation is a process that goes on until the last day of your life. If you can grasp that, you'll make a difference. ~Arie Pencovici At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards. My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros. ~Paul Freund When you leave here, don't forget why you came. ~Adlai Stevenson, to college graduates Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. ~Erma Bombeck You are educated. Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as the ticket to the good life. Let me ask you to think of an alternative. Think of it as your ticket to change the world. ~Tom Brokaw The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. ~Aristotle It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge. ~Brooks Atkinson, Once Around the Sun, 1951 A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. ~Theodore Roosevelt An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. ~Benjamin Franklin Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. ~Garry Trudeau [I]t is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock. ~Woody Allen, "My Speech to the Graduates," Side Effects, 1980 People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: "And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices. ~Bill Cosby The future lies before you Like a field of driven snow, Be careful how you tread it, For every step will show. ~Author Unknown Your schooling may be over, but remember that your education still continues. ~Author Unknown Don't live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable. ~Wendy Wasserstein I hope your dreams take you to the corners of your smiles, to the highest of your hopes, to the windows of your opportunities, and to the most special places your heart has ever known. ~Author Unknown Hitch your wagon to a star. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson Wherever you go, go with all your heart. ~Confucius Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors! ~Louisa May Alcott It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and our remaining days waxing nostalgic about our school days. ~Isabel Waxman In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later. ~Harold Geneen Put your future in good hands - your own. ~Author Unknown What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after. ~Newton D. Baker You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. You are the guy who'll decide where to go. ~Dr. Seuss Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. ~B.F. Skinner Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught. ~Oscar Wilde, "The Critic as Artist," 1890 Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. ~Les Brown The things taught in schools and colleges are not an education, but the means of education. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ~Attributed to Mark Twain, unconfirmed