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Gabriel Fielding (March 25, 1916, Hexham, Northumberland, England—November 27, 1986, Bellevue, Washington), pen name of Alan Gabriel Barnsley, was a British novelist whose works include: In the Time of Greenbloom, The Birthday King, Through Streets Broad and Narrow and The Women of Guinea Lane.....

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100% Q: ***~~~PSST OER HERE, SHORT FUNNY FRIENDSHIP BIRTHDAY POEMS???~~~~****?

Does anyone no any short BIRTHDAY friendship poems??? It can be funny if you can make it of find any funny...... I would like one about BEST FRIEND short funny BIRTHDAY poem. And i would like 4 other SHORT FUNNY BIRTHDAY poems but these ones should be just for FRIENDS!! Thank you, P.S this is for my little sister!! But what she's giving me for return it worth the swap!!! So please answer it ASAP!!! Thank you!!

A:When you were born you looked so cute all dressed up in your birthday suit. Before you had been home a week we noticed that you’d sprung a leak. You slept all day and cried all night— as soon as we turned off the light. To keep you quiet in your bed we stuck a diaper on your head.

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100% Q: funny birthday poems?

One of my friends (boy) is turning 14 and I can't think of a rhyming funny birthday poem, can u please help?? TY!! ~~Ashley~~

A:Young at Heart Happy birthday young at heart, So many decades, where to start? With energy, like that pink bunny, You make us look lazy, that’s not funny! Never-ending old school ways, Filled with stories, to Amaze! Listening has been lost with age, You belong on theatre stage. If you manage to forget, We’ll remind you, don’t you fret. Happy birthday young at heart, Smile with joy, you old fart. Lolz

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100% Q: Funny 21st Birthday Poems?

Im making invitations for my 21st Birthday and I wanna make up some funny saying/poem to put on the outside of the card, any ideas?

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100% Q: Does anyone know a funny birthday poem for a father?

my dad's birthday is tomorrow and i cant seem to find a good poem for him. someone help me???????

A:My dear old dad, your a funny old lad when it came to financing your daughter. instead of receiving open you wallet instead. Love From your ever grateful daughter.

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100% Q: funny 40th birthday poems..?

if anybody could rustle up a 40th birthday poem for me i'd appreciate it. its for a guy i work with. Thanks

A:surely it isnt for the same guy I am mates with in Western Australia who turned 40 today, woo hoo.

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