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A:If hes a mans man then perfect idea for a gift to make him feel special on his bday : Steak and potato dinner (with your kind of flair still use candles and a few flowers from your garden(fake ones help to)and maybe even put up a homemade happy birthday banner) Favorite cake all for him Make the evening all about him - look up if there are any of his favorite teams playing whatever sports he likes or favorite TV shows and sit and watch with him.

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A:Look. I made you the tuna noodle casserole with the ritz crackers. Arent you happy? Well...the sith cooked it after I told him to. Would you like a plastic spork to eat with? I think I have a box of White Zin somewhere, hang on........no? Well, there's some juice boxes that expired only a month ago--here, I'll give you a swirly straw.